Thursday, March 31, 2011

Sex, Hard amazing and will blow my mind. It is my turn on top! Day 3

That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it uh huh uh huh......



What a day. I am feeling somewhat frustrated but not because of anything bad. I have been working so much over the last two days I have not been able to go to the pool and do my laps and that makes me one cranky little camper....


Over all though it has been a good day....The gods have got to find a way to make my scale disappear till weigh in on Sunday though.


Can't fairies or something come hide it?? it works for my phone, my jewelery and my brain. They disappear without any warning why can't this happen to my scale??

I swear a man invented the scale.A screwed up, sexually frustrated man who was not getting laid and he wanted his wife to pay.

He invented the scale and made sure it was out of alignment. She believed she was 20 pounds more than she was and felt so bad he consoled her.

Leaving her to believe he was the only man who would love her and thus he started getting laid again.

Bastard, should have accepted blue balls. Here I am generations later doing my thing and I feel the need to go look at the scale ALL THE TIME!!!


Obsess much, nope not me....


I will say though since shedding my 60 pound back pack, holy god that was way heavier than I knew, I  have way more energy..

Water, my friend or my foe, that is the question...


I have drank more water in the last 6 months than Vancouver is going to get drowned in during 2012 let me tell you.. ( No Vancouver is not going to go under water in 2012 but I got a kick out of the looks on your faces..hahahahaha)

Seriously though, water water water. I like to swim in water, bathe in water, live in water..(still looking for my biological parents, my merents....I promise to keep you posted. Hell the National Enquirer will post it for you too I am sure.)

I am not a huge fan of drinking it...Maybe it is because I know my mer family shit in it, or maybe it is because it has NO TASTE... All I know is I feel like I am drinking 100 pounds a day of water. Of course it is working, so fine I will continue to drink it.


I mentioned yesterday that I am doing things... Uniquely and I will tell you all about it, just not yet......hahahahahhahaha..


I was a little dizzy today but it might be because I was thinking Kelly my hairdresser needs to get me some blonde highlights. (No offense to any hair color challenged out there.)

I  have had dizzy times in the past so I am not that worried. That is it, that is my day. I am off to dream about my mer family and swimming, looking hot in a bikini....


With a gorgeous muscle bound man helping me....................because he thinks I am drowning.........Brian won't mind....


hugs nite all...