It Hurts so GOOOOOD!
I have an awesome trainer, really sweetheart of a guy. Young, cute, smart ass. My perfect trainer.
As a matter of fact, the day I met him he called sweetie.
If that isn't a sign....Hold the phone and hang a tie around the door, we have a winner. Prince Ali I affectionately call him. Course when he is working me over.....Asshole is the name I prefer....I love you Ali and you know it...
Here is the thing....I do love my trainer....but I HATE GETTING TRAINED!!!!!!
1st I am not a dog, I am not in need of training, I have been peeing in a toilet for years...
2nd: and this one is big...I AM A CONTROL FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and training means telling me what I have to do.......Uh, yeah...no!!!
Honestly, number two doesn't work for me. I am the one that tells people how to do things.....hello....
The 3rd reason and this one gets me too. He tells me that pain is gain....Are you kidding I know that bullshit, I tell my clients and students pain means you are learning....I DON'T WANT TO LEARN!! I WANT TO LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Love, exciting and new
Come Aboard. We're expecting you.
Love, life's sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it floats back to you."
I have an awesome trainer, really sweetheart of a guy. Young, cute, smart ass. My perfect trainer.
As a matter of fact, the day I met him he called sweetie.
If that isn't a sign....Hold the phone and hang a tie around the door, we have a winner. Prince Ali I affectionately call him. Course when he is working me over.....Asshole is the name I prefer....I love you Ali and you know it...
Here is the thing....I do love my trainer....but I HATE GETTING TRAINED!!!!!!
1st I am not a dog, I am not in need of training, I have been peeing in a toilet for years...
2nd: and this one is big...I AM A CONTROL FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and training means telling me what I have to do.......Uh, yeah...no!!!
Honestly, number two doesn't work for me. I am the one that tells people how to do things.....hello....
The 3rd reason and this one gets me too. He tells me that pain is gain....Are you kidding I know that bullshit, I tell my clients and students pain means you are learning....I DON'T WANT TO LEARN!! I WANT TO LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Love, exciting and new
Come Aboard. We're expecting you.
Love, life's sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it floats back to you."
Actually I want to look hot in a pair of jeans and show my husband exactly how controlling I am...*eye brow wiggle inserted here*
As much as I love my trainer, and I do, you should go see him really. I get a hug every time and everything...I hate the pain. I do not enjoy the working out, and I get bitchy...
So this is what I have learnt.....
Don't bother even trying if you are not going to love it....Honestly getting in shape is like a great meal....Why sit down and eat it...go over your calories and gain some damn weight if you are not going to rock my world blow me over LOVE IT!
For me, like I mentioned getting told what to do, nope can't handle it...
I on the other hand, was born a fish....
I on the other hand, was born a fish....
I am not sure how my mom and dad got rid of my fins, and am looking into where my blood family really is, but it is true....I am a member of the mer people...Don't judge us....I love love love love love love WATER....
Swimming for me is like melted chocolate dripping off my strawberry, scorching (oops sorry hunny *batting eyelashes*) my husband...It is the great escape....my fuck the world...it is all about me time....
See for me a reason I become the fatty that could after I left my abusive marriage was that I could. Even when we know better we still eat.
I have spent enough years hurting myself the thought of doing it in a way I don't want too well it just plain sucks and because of that I am not interested. Find what you love to do, hell make it two hours sex at least your burning those calories....
I want to talk for a second about how I am going to defy what people think is healthy or good for me through out this. Know that I am not a stupid woman and have checked with my Dr. and well probably your dr too I have talked to so many....lmao..
Would we not expect KJ would totally step out of the box and loose weight even her way? I don't do anything any other way...
My grandpa god and kermit rest his soul (grandpa not Kermit...I am sure kermit is fine) helps me every night....I am telling you this because as of this morning....since Sunday I have lost R U READY???????
12 pounds...
Yep, and no it wasn't all water weight. Some but I have lost 54 before that eating my 5 meals a day working out like a dog with prince Ali.....You know the way the industry has told me too...
Well now I don't wanna! We know I hate being told what to do... I love the law of attraction.
I am going on a cruise in August, and just because I am obese does not mean I don't wanna look hot.....hahahahaha ok even I had to laugh at that........uh hem mm..... Hotter (wink) in a bathing suit while whale watching on the boat....I am going to Alaska so I know not really the hottest weather...
However, being me, I am decided that if I look better in a swimsuit I am wearing it...
So my diet is the law of attraction and the hibernating bear all rolled into one....I will tell you all about as we go..
I may land of my face, crash and burn and have to admit...(bad taste in mouth) that I am wrong...and the conventional way is the way to go. If that is the case I will go back to that but for now this Queen of fucking everything (no really I have the mug) is loving loosing it fast..
This is my thought for the day...
Our world seems to relate heavily to living in pain. Suffering seems so much easier to wrap our heads around than pleasure. (the being on top sexually is totally going to change that for me, for the record) We seem to be so drawn to pain of some kind that we so easily believe it.. Now there are even good pains...WTF!
I am left to question if the weight loss industry, the bikini industry as it should be refereed to is the same way???
In order to loose weight you must count calories, eat right, small portions, no Mac Donald's ( I am telling your their Mac wraps...fucking awesome) work out to the point of pain, drink so much water you feel like you are floating, work out more.. Maybe it is a punishment thing... Maybe it is just like when we were kids and if we did something wrong we got punished. Well I don't want to be anymore.
I have been punished enough, had to learn enough by being obese in a thin society....
Hugs all....This Hurts so good fatty with a Attitude is off like a heard of turtles...they like water too...I am going to get ready do my job and because today is my late day...probably work even later.....
hugs...peace......talk to you tomorrow
Always remember spelling and grammer well they ended when I lost on the spelling bee tv show in grade 6....so read between my lines. I promise if I ever turn this into a book an editor will finish it for me.....
See for me a reason I become the fatty that could after I left my abusive marriage was that I could. Even when we know better we still eat.
I have spent enough years hurting myself the thought of doing it in a way I don't want too well it just plain sucks and because of that I am not interested. Find what you love to do, hell make it two hours sex at least your burning those calories....
I want to talk for a second about how I am going to defy what people think is healthy or good for me through out this. Know that I am not a stupid woman and have checked with my Dr. and well probably your dr too I have talked to so many....lmao..
Would we not expect KJ would totally step out of the box and loose weight even her way? I don't do anything any other way...
My grandpa god and kermit rest his soul (grandpa not Kermit...I am sure kermit is fine) helps me every night....I am telling you this because as of this morning....since Sunday I have lost R U READY???????
12 pounds...
Yep, and no it wasn't all water weight. Some but I have lost 54 before that eating my 5 meals a day working out like a dog with prince Ali.....You know the way the industry has told me too...
Well now I don't wanna! We know I hate being told what to do... I love the law of attraction.
I am going on a cruise in August, and just because I am obese does not mean I don't wanna look hot.....hahahahaha ok even I had to laugh at that........uh hem mm..... Hotter (wink) in a bathing suit while whale watching on the boat....I am going to Alaska so I know not really the hottest weather...
However, being me, I am decided that if I look better in a swimsuit I am wearing it...
So my diet is the law of attraction and the hibernating bear all rolled into one....I will tell you all about as we go..
I may land of my face, crash and burn and have to admit...(bad taste in mouth) that I am wrong...and the conventional way is the way to go. If that is the case I will go back to that but for now this Queen of fucking everything (no really I have the mug) is loving loosing it fast..
This is my thought for the day...
Our world seems to relate heavily to living in pain. Suffering seems so much easier to wrap our heads around than pleasure. (the being on top sexually is totally going to change that for me, for the record) We seem to be so drawn to pain of some kind that we so easily believe it.. Now there are even good pains...WTF!
I am left to question if the weight loss industry, the bikini industry as it should be refereed to is the same way???
In order to loose weight you must count calories, eat right, small portions, no Mac Donald's ( I am telling your their Mac wraps...fucking awesome) work out to the point of pain, drink so much water you feel like you are floating, work out more.. Maybe it is a punishment thing... Maybe it is just like when we were kids and if we did something wrong we got punished. Well I don't want to be anymore.
I have been punished enough, had to learn enough by being obese in a thin society....
Hugs all....This Hurts so good fatty with a Attitude is off like a heard of turtles...they like water too...I am going to get ready do my job and because today is my late day...probably work even later.....
hugs...peace......talk to you tomorrow
Always remember spelling and grammer well they ended when I lost on the spelling bee tv show in grade 6....so read between my lines. I promise if I ever turn this into a book an editor will finish it for me.....
